Monday, May 02, 2005

Abortion causes breast cancer and Bush is a commie!

Arizona State Senator Karen Johnson says abortion causes breast cancer and Bush is a commie!

Karen Johnson is one of the nuttier people in the Arizona legislature. A true believing Mormon and a big believer in marriage and the family, Karen has been married five times now. She seems to like sponsoring bills to make it harder to get divorced. :)

Here are some choice excerpts from a recent interview of Senator Johnson by the Arizona Capitol Times (May 2, 2005):

Q. You have received much publicity about your position that abortion causes breast cancer. Do you base that on scientific findings?

A. Oh, very much so. I have seen many definitive studies. I have gone to conferences where that has been the sole issue. To me, there’s no question that abortion, especially in the early months, causes the structure in cells in the breast to change… and that is what’s very conducive to cancer. Wow, I’ve been blown away when the other side doesn’t want women to be aware that breast cancer is very, very prevalent among those that have had abortions.

Q. There’s a debate whether religion is creeping too far into government. Do you think that’s the case?

A. I wish it would creep in a whole lot more. Our culture has just gone into the sewer. The moral values of the people in this country are sadly, sadly declining. When our country was at its zenith we had strong families, which is the foundation of our society. The debasing of society has just set in. I’m fearful when pornography is on every corner, and our children can access it freely, I don’t know what we expect to see happen down the road if we don’t pull back from this. I don’t think we should make laws necessarily. I wish people on their own would see this and make the right decisions.

Q. Liberal talk radio hosts have been saying neo-cons see conflict between the Bible and the Constitution, whereas most people believe the Bible and the Constitution can coexist peacefully. What do you think?

A. Don’t get me started on the neo-cons. I am not a neo-con. A neo-con, actually, is a Trotskyite [supporters of Leon Trotsky’s theory that socialism must be established throughout the world by continuing revolution.] They want, in my opinion, world domination.

Q. Is President Bush a neo-con?

A. Yes, absolutely. The Constitution is a divinely inspired document from the Lord. This land of America is a special promised land. The neo-cons want to export this to the world, saying, “You will be a democracy.” That’s not our purpose.

More of the wit and wisdom of Karen Johnson here.

Senator Johnson is:

Chairman of the Rules Committee
Chairman of the Appropriations Subcommittee on Health & Welfare
A Member of the Appropriations Committee
A Member of the Human Services Committee

Only in Arizoneee!


Blogger rrusson said...

Wow... And I thought Florida politics were laughable. Thanks for reminding me why I moved out of Zion.

7:58 AM  
Blogger Tedski said...

She's the chairman of all of those committees...and she's also been married and divorced several times. Go go family values!

9:23 AM  
Blogger The Grunt said...

Yeah, we Mormons are a bunch of retards! It has nothing to do with narcisistic individuals who are on high horses, and have positions of authority. No other freaks exist outside of the Mormon faith. Outside of Utah, and in this case Arizona, we all know how wonderful and functional the world is.

Just get it over with and wack a Mormon over the head with a hard salami, or whatever suits you best. That'll teach them for having convictions!

Naw, I'm just jerking your chain. You can have me over for dinner and show you that we're not all like these head cases, just 95% are.

7:02 PM  

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